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Four Grand Cheaper
Homeowner tells me the other guy came in four grand cheaper.
I tell her I believe it. I looked at his bid.
She asks me how he does it…
“Four grand is almost exactly
what insurance costs.”
what insurance costs.”
One more, since you're here
She asked if I'd match the cheaper quote.
“Sure. Tell me which part of the job you'd like me to skip and I'll take it right off.”
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