Jokes from the jobsite

He Got It Online

Homeowner hands the plumber a faucet, still in the box. Proud of himself.

“Got it online,” he says. “Saved a hundred bucks.”

Plumber turns it over, looks at it a second, and says…

“Nice. I got my truck online too.
Saved a fortune.
Gets here Thursday. Maybe.”

One more, since you're here

Guy wanted a price to finish something he'd already taken apart himself. I told him double.

He asked why.

“Because first I have to find out what you did.”

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