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Three Bids, One Job
A woman gets three bids on the same job.
First guy says nine hundred. Second guy says seven thousand. Third guy says twenty-seven hundred.
She asks the third guy how three people can look at the same job and be that far apart. He says…
“The first guy doesn't know
what it costs. The second guy
doesn't want to do it.
I'm the only one who's
done it before.”
what it costs. The second guy
doesn't want to do it.
I'm the only one who's
done it before.”
And a short one
What's the difference between an estimate and a quote?
About three weeks and four thousand dollars.
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Every crew has one, and half of them can't be printed. Send it anyway and I'll decide.
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