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Three Vans, One Street
Thieves hit three vans on the same street overnight.
Cleaned out the plumber. Cleaned out the electrician.
And then…
Left the drywall guy's alone.
Even they've got standards.
Even they've got standards.
One more, since you're here
Apprentice asked me why I haul the good tools inside every single night.
“Because a locked van is a suggestion.”
Got a better one?
Every crew has one, and half of them can't be printed. Send it anyway and I'll decide.
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