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Tuesday's Guy

Inspector fails the rough-in. Says the strapping's wrong.

“Your guy approved it Tuesday,” I tell him.

He writes for a second, doesn't look up, and says…

“Yeah.
Tuesday's guy retired Wednesday.”

One more, since you're here

An inspector told me once that code is the minimum legal quality.

I asked him if he'd want the minimum legal surgery.

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