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While You're Here
Plumber finishes the job, packs the truck, has the invoice in his hand.
Homeowner goes, “While you're here — could you just take a quick look at the water heater?”
He walks over. Looks at it for about ten seconds. Says…
“Yep.
That's a water heater.”
That's a water heater.”
The other half of that job
“Quick look” is the four most expensive words in this trade, and not one of them has ever appeared on an invoice.
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